It’s surprisingly funny to watch a guy walk into shops as a regular customer with a stocking on his head.
brit:
So. Epic.
Favorite part:
“And he will date a popular female singer. And they will both claim to the public to be virgins, but really, he hit that.”
I love the Internet most when it entertains my perversions. But I mean, in a jokey way.
Oh, Onion. You always know just what to say.